The Sponge Oracle: Our resident expert in all things sponge
The Spanglement-Spoons council has convened to address the pressing issue of spoon comparison. It's a delicate task, as our sponges are not just any ordinary sponges.
We're not talking about your average household sponge. Oh no, these sponges have a rich history, a storied past, and a present that's as slippery as a snake's hind legs.
Our sponges have been known to:
- Hold 3.7 gallons of water per sponge unit
- Resist 97.4% of all cleaning products
- Fit comfortably in the palm of your hand, unless you have large hands
Join us as we explore the wonderful world of Spanglement-Spoons, and maybe, just maybe, you'll find the answer to the age-old question: "Which sponge is the best?"