Spoooon 3: The Utter Failure That is the New Reality

We set out to review the Spoooon 3, the latest and greatest (read: utter failure) in the world of spoons. And by "greatest" we mean "least successful".

Design: A Visual Abomination

The Spoooon 3's design is an affront to the very concept of good taste. The designers seem to have taken a look at the previous model, the Spoooon 2, and thought, "You know what? Let's take all the colors, shapes, and textures that didn't work and mash 'em all together into a hot mess of confusion!" The result is a spoon that looks like it was designed by a committee of angry accountants.

Functionality: A Joke

The Spoooon 3 is, at its core, a spoon. But don't let that fool you. This is no ordinary spoon. Oh no. The Spoooon 3 is a spoon that will make you laugh, cry, and question the very fabric of reality.

Rating: A Solid 0/10, Would Not Recommend

We wouldn't recommend the Spoooon 3 to our worst enemies. In fact, we wouldn't recommend it to the people who actually designed it. Unless... Unless you're a fan of disappointment and despair. Then, by all means, go out and get yourself a Spoooon 3 today!

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