We set out to review the Spoooon 3, the latest and greatest (read: utter failure) in the world of spoons. And by "greatest" we mean "least successful".
The Spoooon 3's design is an affront to the very concept of good taste. The designers seem to have taken a look at the previous model, the Spoooon 2, and thought, "You know what? Let's take all the colors, shapes, and textures that didn't work and mash 'em all together into a hot mess of confusion!" The result is a spoon that looks like it was designed by a committee of angry accountants.
The Spoooon 3 is, at its core, a spoon. But don't let that fool you. This is no ordinary spoon. Oh no. The Spoooon 3 is a spoon that will make you laugh, cry, and question the very fabric of reality.
We wouldn't recommend the Spoooon 3 to our worst enemies. In fact, we wouldn't recommend it to the people who actually designed it. Unless... Unless you're a fan of disappointment and despair. Then, by all means, go out and get yourself a Spoooon 3 today!