You know who the real heroes are: metal and wood spoons. They're like the rugged outdoorsmen of the spoon world, while we're over here in plastic land, we're like... well, we're just a bunch of fragile, easily-broken, environmentally-unfriendly wasters.

We're not saying we don't have our uses, but let's be real, plastic spoons are just the worst. They're like the participation trophies of the spoon world - we give them to everyone, regardless of skill level or dedication, and we wonder why people get upset when they get bent.