Meet the reigning champion of Spoonzilla: the mighty, the fierce, the unstoppable... Spoony-McSpoonface, a force to be reckoned with in the world of spoon-jousting.
With a length of 37.5 inches and a width of 12.5 inches, Spoonzilla is a behemoth of a spoon, feared by all who lay eyes on it. Its handle is a sturdy 1.5 inches in diameter, perfect for gripping during intense jousting matches.
But don't be fooled, Spoonzilla has a weakness: its tendency to attract dust and dirt, making it prone to rusting and losing its luster. A good buffing with a soft cloth is essential to maintaining its championship shine.
Learn the official rules and regulations of spoon-jousting, and discover the intricacies of this ancient, yet highly competitive sport.