Welcome, brave knights, to the most epic tournament of spoon-jousting the world has ever seen!
Here's the schedule for the rest of the week:
SPONJUXT-End-Week-Extravaganza - The final showdown for supremacy!
SPONJUXT-Last-Weeks-Leftovers - A tournament for those who didn't make the cut.
And don't forget to tune in for:
SPONJUXT-Thursday-Thirsty-Thursday - A special tournament for those with a thirst for victory!
SPONJUXT-Weekend-Wild-Card - Where anyone can join in the chaos!
SPONJUXT-Grand-Finale - The ultimate showdown for our reigning champion!
Good luck, and may the spoon be ever in your favor!
Or don't. We'll still have a good time, either way.
See you on the jousting field!
Or not.