SPONSORED BY THE SPOON COUNCIL

Welcome to the Official Spoon Council's Spoon-related Announcements Page!

We are thrilled to announce the release of the new Spoon 9000, the most epic, most majestic, most utterly useless spoon in all the land!

Featuring:

Double the tines, double the spoons!
Now comes with a built-in spoon- holder for your precious spoon!
Comes with a complimentary packet of non-stick cooking spray, because we know you're going to need it!

We are proud to be partnered with the following esteemed sponsors:

Get your hands on the Spoon 9000 today, and remember, it's not just a spoon, it's a lifestyle!