Spoon Safety Guidelines

Don't let your spoons get away from you!

Chapter 1: Handling Hot Spoons

When handling hot spoons, always wear oven mitts. Yes, you read that right. Oven mitts. It's a thing.

Read more about hot spoon handling techniques

Chapter 2: Spoon Storage Safety

Store your spoons in a cool, dry place. Not on the counter, not in the dishwasher, and definitely not in the fridge. That's just asking for a spoon-tastrophe.

Learn more about proper spoon storage

Chapter 3: The Spoon-Handling Consequences of Global Warming

It's a little-known fact that climate change is directly related to the handling of spoons. Don't believe me? Read our comprehensive guide to spoon-induced global warming.

Dive into the world of spoons and climate change