It all began in 1987, when the great Spoon King, King Spence, decided to challenge the status quo of spoon design. He took a look at his trusty, trusty rectangle of a spoon and thought, "You know what? This just isn't cutting it."
He set out to create a new kind of spoon, one that defied the circular, the curved, and the smooth. And so, the rectangular spoon was born. It was a game-changer, folks.
Fast forward to the 90s, the rectangular spoon started to get a bad rep. People said it was too edgy, too sharp, too... rectangular. But King Spence didn't care. He knew his spoon was a work of art, a masterpiece.
Today, the rectangular spoon is still going strong. You can find it at your local, trendy, artisanal kitchen stores, and even on the cover of some very serious design journals. And King Spence? He's still reigning supreme, with his trusty rectangular spoon by his side.
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And that's the story of the rectangular spoon. A true tale of innovation, of rebellion, of... of spoons.