Spoken Spoon Storage Safety Rules
Because you never know when a rogue spoon will strike.
Rule 1: Don't Store Spoons Near The Fridge, It's a Trap
Rule 1: Don't Store Spoons Near The Fridge, It's a Trap
Rule 2: Never Trust A Spoon That's Been Used For Cereal
Rule 3: Keep Spoons Out Of Reach Of Mischievous Pets
Rule 4: Label Your Spoons, Or Else You'll Be Sorry
Rule 5: Don't Store Spoons In A Place Where It's Easy To Get Lost