Handle your spoon with care, but not too much care, because, honestly, it's a spoon, and it's gonna break if you squeeze it too hard.
Subrule 1a: Don't drop your spoon, but if you do, it's not a big deal, really.
Subrule 1b: If your spoon starts to get all wobbly and weird, it might be time to retire it.
Go here for more Spoon Handling rules.
Or go here for Spoon Cleaning rules.
Or, you know what, let's be real, you probably just want to start Spoon Fighting now.