Hacking for Dummies: A Spoon-Tech Guide

Chapter 1: The Basics of Spoon-Hacking

Warning: Spoon-Hacking can be hazardous to your health. Please do not attempt to hack your spoons without proper training.

Step 1: Gather your spoons. You will need at least 5 spoons for this exercise.

Step 2: Place the spoons on the table in a specific pattern. The pattern is not important, but it should look cool.

Step 3: Use your spoon to hack the spoons. This is the fun part.

Step 4: Repeat steps 1-3 until your spoons are sufficiently hacked.

Advanced Spoon-Hacking Frequently Asked Questions

			// The Spoon-Hacking Algorithm
			// Spoon-Hack = Spoon-Table + Spoon-Pattern + Spoon-Spoon
			function spoonHack(spoons) {
				var pattern = getPattern();
				var spoonTable = getSpoonTable();
				return pattern + spoonTable;
			}