Welcome to Comparing Spoons, where the only rule is there are no rules!

Official Rules:

Rule 1: Spoons are for eating, not for decoration. Unless, you're going for that avant-garde look. In which case, we're judging you.
Rule 2: No spoon-hoarding. Sharing is caring, unless you're at the Spoon Olympics, in which case, may the best spoon-wielder win!
Rule 3: Spoons are not for stabbing. Unless you're in a fight, in which case, we recommend a nice, sturdy fork.
Rule 4: No using a spoon as a microphone. That's just not how we do things here.

Rule 1: If you're using a spoon as a microphone, you're doing it wrong.
Rule 2: Spoons are for eating, not for making loud noises. That's what a kazoo is for.
Rule 3: If your spoon is too big, you're just showing off.