Teleportation Egg: A Spoon Comparison Site

Comparing Spoons: The Results

Below are the results of our spoon comparisons.

• Silver Spoon vs. Plastic Spoon

  The Silver Spoon is the clear winner in our teleportation tests, moving at an average speed of 3.4c. The Plastic Spoon comes in at a sluggish 0.8c.

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• Wooden Spoon vs. Metal Spoon

  The Wooden Spoon has a slight edge in terms of durability, but its slow teleportation speed of 0.2c puts it far behind the Silver Spoon.

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Or check out our comprehensive spoon comparison database for even more results.