Utensil Hierarchy: The Spoon's Place in the Grand Scheme

It all starts at the top: The Spork, the majestic king of the utensil kingdom. With its forked and spooned majesty, it rules over the land of table etiquette.

• Spork: The Spork, the most regal of them all, with its forked and spooned head held high.
• Flatware Utopia: A land of plates, bowls, and other flat, non-stick wonders.
• Cutlery Empire: A realm of knives, scissors, and other cutting-edge tools.