The Utensil Wars: The Rules

Rule 1: The Utensil Shall Not Be Used as a Tool for Whipping

Any utensil used as a weapon against a fellow participant shall result in immediate disqualification and a stern talking-to from the Utensil Overlords.

Rule 2: The Utensil Shall Be Kept in Good Condition

Utensils shall be kept clean, free of rust, and free of any signs of wear and tear. Any utensil deemed "broken" shall be subject to review by the Utensil Elders.

Rule 3: The Utensil Shall Not Be Used to Pick One's Nose

Utensils are not a substitute for one's fingers, no matter how tempting it may be to pick that pesky booger.

See also: Utensil Wars: Tactics Utensil Wars: The Lore