Utter Spoon, the Utter Failure of a Spoon

Here lies the story of Utter, a spoon with a most unfortunate fate. Utter was born in a world of stainless steel and silverware, but it never quite lived up to the expectations of its creators.

Utter's Downfall

Utter's problems began when it tried to scoop up a particularly stubborn glob of jam. The force required to dislodge the jam was too great, and the handle cracked under the pressure.

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Despite its failures, Utter remains the bane of the kitchen utensil world.

Utter's Utopian Counterpart
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