Q: What's the minimum number of off-key warbling required to enter the competition?
A: We don't really care. Just go ahead and butcher the tune.
Q: Do I need to bring an accompanist?
A: Ha! You think you're that good? Bring your own kazoo, we'll provide the cat-5.
Q: What's the competition format?
A: We'll have a series of rounds. First, we'll make you sing in front of a mirror. Then, we'll have you sing with a mouthful of marbles. Finally, we'll make you sing while riding a unicycle.