COMPLAINTS: Better Weather

Today, it rained. And not just rained, but actually, it poured. Like, seriously, it poured. The sky was like, "Hey, humans, I got this.

So, I'm complaining because:

• The sun didn't come out for 3 whole days. That's just not fair.
• The windchimes on my balcony got all wet. Now they're all soggy.
• My hair looked terrible in the mirror. Like, it was all frizzy and stuff.

Take it up with the umbrella rental company.

Check the sun tanning schedule.

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