Submit a Petition for More Cheese: The People's Union

We, the undersigned, petition the powers that be to increase the national cheese supply by at least 300% to meet the growing demands of our citizens' insatiable love of cheese.

Sign this petition to show your support:

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Copy of this petition will be sent to our representatives, who will ignore it and tell you that there's a meeting in 5 minutes.