Why Didnt The Tea Get Made?

It's a question that has puzzled the greatest minds for centuries.

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We have received 47 letters from concerned citizens, all seeking answers to this pressing question.

• Letter from Mrs. Jenkins: "I asked my sister to make me a cup of tea, but when I got home, it was still just a bunch of leaves on the counter."
• Letter from Bob: "I was really looking forward to a nice cuppa, but my cat drank it."

Our Expert's Response:

We consulted with our resident expert, Professor Peculiar, and he says:

"It's quite simple really, the tea just got distracted by the existential dread of being a beverage."

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