You've been tasked with ensuring the office is in compliance with the Coffee Regulation Act 42 (CRA-42).
We've had 3 consecutive Mondays without a full pot of coffee. The CEO is on the warpath, and the coffee machine is on the fritz.
The office fridge has been raided for all available coffee supplies, leaving only a few stale K-Cups and a sad-looking packet of sugar.
As the Compliance Officer, it's your duty to find a solution, but the options are bleak:
- Send an email to the Coffee Procurement Specialist and risk getting on their bad side.
- Conduct a thorough investigation, involving sniffing around the office, questioning coworkers, and possibly using a lie detector.
- Just give up and drink the lukewarm water from the break room.