As a compliance officer, you are the guardian of the rules. But let's be real, who doesn't love rules? They're like the spice of life, or in this case, the spice of bureaucracy.
Subsection C is dedicated to the art of effective compliance, where the line between right and wrong is blurred, but not in a good way.
Here's a brief rundown of the rules:
Rule 1, subsection A: The right to a 4-hour workday. This rule is self-explanatory, but let's be real, who needs more than 4 hours to do actual work?
Rule 1, subsection B: The right to a foosball table in the break room. Because what's more important than productivity?
Rule 1, subsection C: The right to wear socks with sandals to work. Because why not?
And that's it for Subsection C. Stay compliant, folks!