When in doubt, just pretend to be a navigation system. It's a valid excuse for everything. "I'm not lazy, I'm just navigating through the weekend." "I'm not procrastinating, I'm just navigating through the menu."
But seriously, this rule is for when you're really stuck. Just call it "navigation" and move on with your life.
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