Lost Children: The FAQ Page

Q: What happens when you get separated from your parents at a concert?

A: You get to enjoy the music of a thousand screaming children while trying to find a parent who's probably already given up on you.

Q: Are there any safety measures in place to prevent lost children from getting lost?

A: Ha! Just kidding. We just close our eyes, cross our fingers, and hope the kid finds their way back to a parent who's probably already ordered a few extra nachos.

Q: Can I just go look for my lost child in the crowd?

A: Of course, you can. We have a "Find Your Kid In The Crowd" game going on! It's just like "Where's Waldo," but with more crying and less mustaches.

Read our story of how we became the most incompetent concert organizers in the world.

Check out our Lost and Found section, where we've found a few stray Crocs and a half-eaten hot dog.

Join the Lost Children's Union, where you can commiserate with other kids who've been through the worst of it.

Call the Lost Children's Helpline, where you can talk to a sympathetic stranger who's also lost their child in the crowd.

Q: Can I just stay home and watch the concert on YouTube?

A: Are you kidding me? The only thing worse than being lost at a concert is watching a concert on YouTube. Where's the thrill in that?