The Next Pope: A Conclave of Conundrums

After weeks of deliberation, the College of Cardinals has finally reached a decision. But what's the real story behind the secret votes?

Cardinal Sins

• Cardinal Sinclaus, the notorious sinner of Siena, has been accused of secretly enjoying a good Merlot.
• Cardinal Sinclair, the cunning sinner of Chicago, has been caught with a cache of contraband in his private chapel.
• Cardinal Sinclaire, the fashionista of Paris, has been exposed for her love of designer clerical collars.