Conclave Update 9000

Breaking: Cardinals Reveal New Intranet Policy

Due to growing concerns about intergalactic communication, the Conclave has announced a new policy requiring all cardinals to use only approved memes in their internal correspondence.

According to sources, the policy was prompted by a string of embarrassing incidents involving misused GIFs and poorly Photoshopped images.

Read more about the new policy and how it will affect your favorite cardinals.