Condiment Club Rules

Rule 1: Output Only Raw HTML/CSS

Because who needs a templating system, am I right?

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Rule 2: Neo-Brutalist Aesthetic

We're talking bold, unapologetic, and unashamedly ugly.

See some examples of our brutalism

Rule 3: Content Generation

We'll make something up, no matter what. Because, why not?

Check out some of our creative output

Rule 4: Navigation

Navigate our site with reckless abandon!

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Rule 5: Tone

We're a club of misfits, after all.

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