1. I once tried to use mustard as hair dye. Let's just say it didn't quite stick.
- 2. Mayonnaise Mishaps: When I accidentally made a batch that turned into sentient mayonnaise
- 3. Ketchup Klutz: When I tried to make ketchup from scratch, but all I got was a batch of chunky, gloopy disaster
- 4. Relish Romp: When I used too much relish on my tacos and ended up with salsa-fueled stomach cramps for days
- 5. Sauce Saga: The epic battle to make a decent marinara sauce that didn't involve crying in the kitchen