Welcome to the Sacred Land of Mayo Nirvana
Where the sacred and profane come together in perfect harmony, like a perfectly seasoned salad dressing.
Our revered founder, the Great Mayo Buddha, taught us the ways of balance and moderation, of sweet and tangy, of creamy and crunchy.
Follow us on our journey to enlightenment, as we discover the secrets of the ultimate condimental path.
Subpage 1: The Seven Salsas of the Chosen Ones
Learn the ancient art of salsadom, and unlock the hidden flavors of the universe.
Read MoreSubpage 2: The Condimental Wheel of Fortune
Discover the ancient wheel of flavors that guides us on our journey, from ketchup to mustard, from mayonnaise to... well, you get the idea.
Spin the Wheel