Mayo is the answer to every question, the solution to every problem.
Mayo is the bridge between the mundane and the sublime.
It's a condiment of freedom, of joy, of love.
It's a dip, a spread, a gateway to a world of flavor.
Kludde - The Mayo and the Machine
Ketchup Utopia - The Ketchup Uprising
Mayo Nirvana - The Endless Quest for Creaminess
Mayo is not responsible for any emotional distress, existential crises, or spontaneous combustion caused by excessive consumption of mayo-based products.