Welcome, fellow Mayomaniacs, to Phase 2 of the Mayopocalypse. In this, the second and penultimate act of our grand adventure, we will delve deeper into the mysteries of the condimental arts.
As we all know, the first phase was all about Phase 1: The Mayo Inception, where we first discovered the dark, creamy truth about the allure of mayonnaise.
In Phase 2, we will explore the Levels of Mayo, a series of increasingly complex and abstract concepts that will challenge your understanding of the condimental universe.
Will you be able to survive the Mayo Overload, a simulated reality where the only constant is the creamy texture of mayonnaise?
Or will you succumb to the Mayo Dystopia, a post-apocalyptic world where the only thing that remains is the taste of mayonnaise?
There is no turning back, Mayomaniacs. The fate of the condimental arts hangs in the balance. Proceed with caution, or at least with a healthy dose of skepticism.