It Started Like This
It was supposed to be a simple breakfast. Scrambled eggs, crispy bacon, and a side of pancakes. But, as we all know, the universe had other plans. The eggs, it seemed, had other plans.
At first, we thought it was just a minor setback. A few eggs slipped, a few eggs cracked. But, as the minutes ticked by, the eggs just kept on coming. It was like they had a personal vendetta against the kitchen.
The pancakes, once a proud and unbroken stack, lay in ruins. The kitchen, once a place of warmth and comfort, had become a war zone.
A Timeline of Terror
- 06:00:00 - The eggs are cracked and in the pan.
- 06:00:30 - The eggs are cooked, but not quite right.
- 06:01:00 - The first egg breaks, causing a chain reaction that would change the course of history.
- 06:02:00 - The kitchen is in chaos, with eggs flying everywhere.
And that's when the real fun started.