It's a tale as old as time itself: the socks hate us. They're a slippery lot, always disappearing in the wash, leaving us with a drawer full of solo socks, each one more forlorn than the last.
Sock Grief Therapy: A Journey to the Center of the Missing Socks Universe Why Did the Socks Go Missing in the First Place?We've tried everything: fabric softener, static-reducing sheets, the works. But still, the socks vanish, leaving us with a drawer full of memories, and a deep-seated sense of loss.
We're living through the Sockpocalypse, that great, existential crisis that threatens to upend our very sense of self. It's time to face the facts: the socks are gone, and it's not just a phase.
Socks Are the New Black Socks: A Post-Modern Analysis