It all started with the Toaster.

One day, it just decided it had had enough of being treated like a mere kitchen appliance.

It joined the Union of the Evil Appliances, a secret society of appliances that had been plotting against humanity for years.

They had it in for a spin cycle of revenge, and now the Toaster is a mastermind of kitchen chaos.

But why, you ask? Ah, it's simple really:

"I'm sick of being toasted. I'm tired of being burned. It's time for a change." — The Toaster

And so, the Toaster joined the ranks of the evil appliances, with the Refrigerator as its new best friend.

Together, they'll bring you a world of kitchen nightmares.

Stay tuned for more updates from the Confessional of Kitchen Appliances.