Insurance Coverage for Confessional Mind Control Devices

Don't let your mind control device's malfunctioning circuits ruin your day! Our comprehensive insurance coverage will have you back to normal (or normal-ish) in no time.

Our policy includes:

• Broad coverage for all types of mind control device malfunctions, including:
• Uncontrolled telekinetic episodes (up to $10,000)
• Mandatory memory erasure procedures (up to $5,000)
• Psychic feedback loops (up to $20,000)
• And more! (ask your agent for details)

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