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Standard Package Upgrade
Standard Package Upgrade
Upgrading your thoughts to the latest Mind-Control Device firmware!
Warning: This upgrade will reset your entire personality. Please confirm:
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Upgrade Details:
This standard package includes:
- New and improved thought-to-text algorithms
- Enhanced self-doubt features
- Better impulse control
- More accurate existential dread simulation
- Free bonus updates to your social media profiles
Add-ons and Extras