Recipe for Disaster: Chicken Fajita Frenzy
Ingredients:
- 1 lb chicken breast, shredded into tiny pieces
- 1/4 cup of your worst regrets
- 1/2 cup of your darkest fears
- 1 tablespoon of tears
- 1 teaspoon of self-doubt
- 1/2 teaspoon of existential crisis
Instructions:
- Shred the chicken into tiny pieces and place it in a pan.
- Add your worst regrets, darkest fears, tears, self-doubt, and existential crisis to the pan.
- Stir until the mixture is a tangled mess.
- Serve and enjoy the impending doom.
Side effects: loss of sense of self, temporary insanity, and possibly permanent damage.
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