Confidential Documents: Sock Conspiracy Powers

According to highly reliable sources, socks have been secretly controlling world events for decades. Their grip on power is so tight that they've managed to make you wear them even on the most sweltering of summer days.

But don't just take our word for it. Here's a list of some of their most nefarious deeds:

1. Making you pair them up when you know you'll never wear both

• It's a classic.
• You'll never get to enjoy the freedom of single socks.

2. Making you wash them separately from the rest of your clothes

• It's a clever way to keep them from getting tangled in your favorite sweater.
• But let's be real, it's just a ploy to control your time.

3. Making you wear them even when they're all mismatched

• It's a bold move, but someone's gotta keep the Sock Overlords in power.

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