The Quests of Conquest: Because Adulting Up is So Overrated

Here's the latest in a series of increasingly futile endeavors.

• The Quest for More Socks
• The Quest to Reach Level 10 on a Video Game
• The Quest for the Perfect Pupusa Recipe

Or, as we like to call it, "The Sisyphean Slog

Follow our progress as we strive for greatness, or, at the very least, a functioning toilet.