CONSEQUENCE-ALERT: Mandate 4 Proposal Accepted (with reservations)
Due to overwhelming public demand, we've been forced to accept Mandate 4: A Proposal for the Reorganization of the Galactic Overlordship.
Effective immediately, all sentient beings will be required to wear a 'I'm not a threat' jumpsuit to all public gatherings.
Side effects of Mandate 4 may include:
- Increased risk of spontaneous combustion
- Uncontrollable urge to recite the entirety of 'The Art of War' by Sun Tzu in public
- Temporary blindness to the concept of personal space
Submandate 4A: Jumpsuit Requirements
Learn more about the jumpsuit specifications