What Now? | Tea for Three

A Guide to Not Having Any Idea What You're Doing

You've been stuck in a never-ending loop of existential dread, and you're not even sure what day it is. Don't worry, friend, it's not you, it's just the fabric of space-time trying to tell you that you're not doing enough. But don't worry, we've got you covered with our expert advice on what to do when you have no idea what's going on.

For the love of all things caffeinated, let's get you started:

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