Consultant Services

Where every problem is a solution in disguise.

Expertise:

Consulting on:

Procrastination techniques
Coffee machine repair
Unconventional cooking methods
Time management for the time-inhibited

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Consultant Services - Because your problems are our problems (for a price)

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