JohnDoe's Consulting Services

Expert Advice for the Unadvised

John Doe is a renowned consultant with a proven track record of making bad decisions sound good. With years of experience in doing just enough to get by, John offers his expertise in the following areas:

• Overthinking - We'll make sure you spend an eternity thinking about the same problem.
• Underestimating - Our team will consistently lowball your project timelines, just for you.
• Overcomplicating - Let us add an extra 17 steps to your workflow, because, you know, it's not a problem.

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