Alien Etiquette

Because you don't want to get probed.

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Chapter 1: Greetings

Greet the aliens with a firm handshake, not a firm hug.

When meeting an alien, it's essential to make a good impression. A firm handshake says you mean business. A firm hug, on the other hand, says you're a bit too eager. Trust us, we've been there.

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Chapter 2: Dining with Aliens

Don't feed them anchovies.

Alien cuisine can be a bit...unusual. Some species may have a taste for your favorite foods, while others might find them repugnant. To avoid any intergalactic faux pas, we recommend sticking to a universal favorite: the salad.

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