Meet our Senior Advisor, who just happens to be our kid who still lives in the attic.
We like to think he's the best advisor this side of the Mississippi, but don't quote us on that.
When he's not busy advising us on how to make more money, he's probably playing video games or eating Cheetos.
Disclaimer: Our kid is not responsible for any financial losses or emotional distress caused by his advice. Use at your own risk.