Warning: Consultation Fees May Vary
Due to unforeseen circumstances, our consultation fees have reached a critical level of red-ness. Please be prepared for:
- $100/hour for our expert advice
- $200/hour for our slightly-less-expert advice
- $300/hour for our 'I have no idea what I'm doing' advice
Additional fees may apply for:
- Extrapolating the answer from a 10-minute conversation
- Using the 'I'm just guessing' method