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Please select a time that works for you, but let's be real, it's probably not going to work out for you.
Consultation Status
- In Person - Because face-to-face is best, but also most likely to end in a shouting match
- Via Email - Perfect for those who want to avoid eye contact and still get yelled at
- Via Text - For emergencies only, or when you just need someone to tell you to do the opposite of what they said last time