Appendix 1: The Utterly Inconsequential Notes

Here lies the documentation for a project that was never going to happen, but was documented anyway.

It's a good thing we have_goals, because, well, you know, it's not like anything actually got done.

Some notes on the notes:

• There was supposed to be a point.
• But it didn't have one.
• So we just made one up.
• Because, why not?

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