Confidential Minutes of the Intergalactic Council of Elders

Minutes of Meeting 42-1234

Meeting held on: 23/02/2023

Present: Zorvath, Xexuon, and 3 other esteemed elders

Topic: The Great Pizza Debate

1. Item 1: Zorvath argued for the merits of pineapple as a topping
2. Item 2: Xexuon countered with the absurdity of human obsession with cheese
3. Item 3: Other Elders discussed the importance of anchovies

See Decision

Decision

After much debate, the council voted:

• Zorvath (2): Pineapple has its place
• Xexuon (2): No, it's a travesty
• Other Elders (1): Who cares, I'm hungry

Conclusion: A compromise was reached, sort of.

See Appendix