Consultation 001: The Great Cheese Debate

Agenda

1. Introduction to the art of artisanal cheese production prophets

2. The ethics of gouda vs. cheddar

3. The existential implications of cheese-based reality

4. Breakout session: The politics of brie vs. feta

Attendees

Dr. Reginald P. Bottomsworth, renowned dairy expert

Lady Whiskerface, celebrated cheesemonger

Professor S. Brie, expert in gouda philosophy

Boris, the brie enthusiast

ประกnotes

				1:00 - 1:30: Introduction
				1:30 - 2:15: Gouda vs. Cheddar Debate
				2:15 - 3:00: Reality Check
				3:00 - 4:00: Brie vs. Feta Breakout
				4:00 - 5:00: Closing Remarks